BLOODY SURPRISE, HUH?

Yeh, that's what I'd like to do with that crap.
BTW, yeh, this post hasn't been announced. It's not the miniskirt girl, nor the flyin' cigarette, nor the old man. It's just a non-scheduled thing.

"Machina" ("The Machine") is known here in Poland, as they speak about themselves, as 'the best popcultural magazine'. I can't swear for my dad, but I don't want the rest of the world to judge me and my Polish fellas using as the basis that shitty magazine (I'm rather certain, however and thank God, that "Machina" is known only a bit and for Polish readers only).

Anyway, this is my kind of rage against the lack of professionalism, elemental writing education, considering the readers as a group of not-very-well educated idiots, interested in quasi-intelectuals among the pornstars, etc, etc.

Well, the trick is - everything I wrote here previously is not the most important issue. Because the language used by "Machina" is what I felt really pissed off with. Rude, polluted with unnecessary english words (what, the fuck, for, if we got our own words for mostly all of those things)... gosh, it's so poor.

The other thing is writing this stuff I make them a free advertisement. But the photo shows what I really think about that issue. Best regards, "Machina" staff. You suck.